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Last Updated: 02.07.2025 01:54
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
They put up a sign reading
So, the docs changed it to read
Why are Republicans such intolerant people?
Another attempt resulted in ...
Then came..
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
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The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Thumbs down again.
Still no good.
When you visit a store, do you go to shop or buy?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
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This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Hysterias & Posteriors
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
How can I copy and paste the AI answers here on Quora since I can't do it anymore?
Just Forget it!
Minds and Behinds
No go.
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
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Next, they tried...
Loons and Moons
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Enim eius molestiae qui iste impedit qui voluptatem iste.
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Unacceptable again!
share office space ...
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Nuts and Butts
Freaks and Cheeks
Still no good
No way
So they tried
Everyone loved it.
Catatonics & High Colonics
No, not a chance
Lost Souls & Butt Holes